Strange in 78250: Tight Jeans... Really...Tight...Jeans...

I was driving up Culebra Road on my way home from work today when I saw an advertisement from Bogart's, a local club in our area. Bars and clubs always have these little hooks to get you to come in and join in the fun - sometimes it is Karaoke Night, or perhaps dart leagues. Some clubs even feature strippers!

But here in 78250, we get the "Tight Jeans Contest".

Now, I can see how this might be an appealing idea. Say you take your normal super model and put her in some snuggly fitting jeans and have her prance around letting all the perverts gawk at her thinly covered buns; I can see the logic.

But what really made me take note was the sign below the ad for the Tight Jeans Contest.

Hello? Big and Beautiful? Well no wonder the jeans are so tight.

I think I'm gonna have to pass on this one. (Not that my wife would let me go, otherwise.)

*There is more strange stuff here.