Everyday on the way home from work, I hear this commercial for a thing called the Total Transformation Program. From what I gather, you learn a few techniques for halting any argument with your kid.
I know this sounds highly immature of me, but wouldn't it be funny to send a copy of this program to a few 12 year-olds of parents you don't like?
I just have this image of some lady whipping off her chanklas ready to throw them at her kid's head when little Johnny says, "Now, now Mother, don't you think a more constructive use of your anger would be to add extra salt into Dad's scrambled eggs?"
I'm surprised this is not something on the 7th grader black market by now.
Too funny!! I hope my kids or grandkids don't talk to me like that. ha ha ha
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