Thursday, November 12, 2009

Totally Transforming - Your Parents...

Everyday on the way home from work, I hear this commercial for a thing called the Total Transformation Program. From what I gather, you learn a few techniques for halting any argument with your kid.

I know this sounds highly immature of me, but wouldn't it be funny to send a copy of this program to a few 12 year-olds of parents you don't like?

I just have this image of some lady whipping off her chanklas ready to throw them at her kid's head when little Johnny says, "Now, now Mother, don't you think a more constructive use of your anger would be to add extra salt into Dad's scrambled eggs?"

I'm surprised this is not something on the 7th grader black market by now.


1 comment:

  1. Too funny!! I hope my kids or grandkids don't talk to me like that. ha ha ha
    Lydia

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