Sunday, July 27, 2008

Strange in 78250: Miley needs a Shave...

So we head off to the Wal Mart to grab some essentials (Chinese products covered in lead) and as we are walking down the aisle that contains youth related products, I come upon some sort of display which requires a big poster of teen idol Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter. I'd tell you her name outright, but technically, who knows what it really is?

She was born Destiny Hope Cyrus, but got that name changed to Miley Ray Cyrus, but goes half-time by the name of Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana and/or Miley Cyrus. Apparently, someone at Wal Mart has had enough of the name game and has decided her new name is: Senorita Needs-a-Shave.

Strange, taggers really piss me off, but the defacing of that poor child's poster made me giggle. I hope the culprits are caught and punished, severely.

A concert might be in order.
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5 comments:

  1. Keith Alan KJuly 28, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    Her microphone isn't plugged-in, and it isn't a wireless.
    But I still believe she's singing her wig off because Disney wants me to believe.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 28, 2008 at 6:29 PM

    ...beening a baby-boomer...this to will pass..dude..our generation gave bad-ass concerts..stoned or drunk...we rocked...as for this little dufus..cute is in..lip-sync is in...fake is in..and disney is a land of make-believe....hail to the our time....love ..peace..and party on...dude..we were..for the real...

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  3. AnonymousJuly 28, 2008 at 6:31 PM

    I like that mustache..maybe she gets it waxed..much improvement..

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  4. museJuly 29, 2008 at 10:14 PM

    Do you think she got the hairy upper lip because she dressed up in Selena-type attire?

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  5. Evil Twin's WifeJuly 30, 2008 at 6:40 AM

    I think while she's doing something about that stache, she should look into having those caps on her teeth fixed too.

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