Fashion Report: Men Do Not Wear Capri's

I know I have mentioned this before, but sometimes things have to be repeated for the good of a well functioning society.

Men do not wear Capri's. Long shorts are okay, and I know, there is probably some debatable line as to where shorts end and Capri's begin, but let's just use this as a quick rule of thumb: If your shorts are as long as your mom's Capri's, then you have Capri's on my friend, and that is UNSAT.

There are plenty of beach supply stores here in Saint Augustine. Whatsay you and Mom get over to one pronto, and get your self a better fitted bathing costume, but preferably not a Speedo.

Thanks.