Fashion Report: Mattresses - All the Kids are Wearing Them

If this recent cold weather has you down (I know, 50's isn't cold to the people in the North) then you ought to get yourself a fancy mattress to wear.

Oh, and those gloves probably help keep your fingers warm. Granted, this little get-up my not be functional for every day work wear, but if you have a job that requires you to hang out along busy streets, I'm thinking this is the ticket.

Replace the front panel with some numbers, and you can pretend to be a big huge cell phone. Put some foil on, and now you are a tamale.

A square tamale.