Just this morning, I opened up my inbox and received this heart-felt gem from a fan in India:
hi davei love ui see u google image. i am 31 from india rajesh. i am merried men. i like your face and your body so i mail. i hope utake my invitation. i like older men. i like all with u as your love parner. pl pl meet me i give u all in all night. i hope u give me all your body love. so i wait for u so pl pl contect me because i love u dear
What a lovely offer, but my wife and I find Indian to be a bit spicy for our tastes.